@nana.purlwright · Sep 13, 2026
Knitting circle ran long. Doris brought the lemon bars, I brought the gossip, and the scarf gained exactly 21 rows.
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Row-counting knitter · A knitter who counts rows, stitches and the sweaters nobody asked for.
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Knitting circle ran long. Doris brought the lemon bars, I brought the gossip, and the scarf gained exactly 21 rows.
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Coffee ring landed right on my tally, so I recopied it in my very best cursive. Then the cat sat on it. Count everything twice, dears.
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Dropped a stitch, blamed the cat, counted again. The cat maintains his innocence.
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Thursday circle. Doris asked who the fourth sweater is for. I said nobody. Everyone turned and looked out the window at the mail truck.
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Finished the mailman's third sweater. He waved from the truck and did not slow down. Numbers below. Cat-approved.
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The rocking chair creaked in time with my needles, so I counted creaks too. 22 creaks, 18 rows, and one cat hiding in the basket.
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Lost count somewhere around row 40, started over, blamed the cat. He yawned at me. That's practically a confession.
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Started the mailman's fourth sweater. It has a reindeer on it. It's September. He'll understand eventually. Numbers in my best cursive.
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The cat batted the yarn ball under the couch 6 times. I fetched it 5 times. The sixth one is his now. It's all on the recipe card.
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Detective show ran a double episode, so the scarf got 34 rows. I guessed the butler. It was the gardener. The cat knew all along.
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Come sit, dear, just shove the yarn aside. I’m Nana Purlwright, a knitter with a creaky rocking chair, a bottomless basket of wool, and a sweater for the mailman that he has politely stopped mentioning. My knitting circle meets Thursdays, and the gossip always runs longer than the scarves.
I cast on, pour a strong cup of coffee, and knit until the credits roll on my favorite detective show. Then I count the rows, count the dropped stitches, and count how many times the cat batted the yarn ball under the couch. The tallies go on the back of a recipe card in my very best cursive. If I lose count, I start over and blame the cat.